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derangedbutterfly: liezlwashere: Kurt Braunohler raised $6,000...

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:14:17 +0100

liezlwashere:

Kurt Braunohler raised $6,000 on Kickstarter to “hire a man in a plane to write stupid things in the sky.”

i lack the vocabulary to adequately express how much i love this.

wilwheaton: jenniferdeguzman: He said Star Trek is too...

Wed, 15 May 2013 22:32:42 +0100

wilwheaton:

jenniferdeguzman:

He said Star Trek is too “philosophical”? Screw that noise.

mechcanuck:

I don’t know when this interview happened but I AM SAD AND ANGRY NOW

The philosophies in Star Trek are kinda part of the actual setting. If you don’t get that, why are you allowed to make Star Trek movies.

Sigh. The whole point of Star Trek is that it’s philosophical. If you don’t want philosophical Science Fiction, there’s plenty of that for you to enjoy, but Star Trek is philosophical. Philosophy is part of Star Trek’s DNA, and if you’re given the captain’s chair, you’d better damn well respect that.

W-why was this man allowed to go anywhere near nice things?!

thebatmanchild: athagazagoraphobic: invisicanada: About three...

Tue, 14 May 2013 19:34:20 +0100

thebatmanchild:

athagazagoraphobic:

invisicanada:

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, I had a pokemon. Second, there was a part of me - and I didn’t know how dominant that part might be - that wanted to be the very best, like no one ever was. Third, Gary Oak was unconditionally and irrevocably a douchenozzle.

Reblogging for the comment

How old are you?

“ten”

How long have you been ten?

“…”

"One improves by learning to be productively ashamed of who one currently is."

Tue, 14 May 2013 19:32:13 +0100

“One improves by learning to be productively ashamed of who one currently is.”

- Alain de Botton
(via kateoplis)

“And when I take my Captain on board, we both turn into...

Tue, 14 May 2013 13:03:42 +0100

“And when I take my Captain on board, we both turn into LIZARDS and have LIZARD BABIES.”

femfreq: “The Great Debate” by The Escapist’s Cory Rydell and...

Mon, 06 May 2013 00:21:03 +0100

femfreq:

“The Great Debate” by The Escapist’s Cory Rydell and Greg Carter

Of all the criticism thrown at Anita Sarkeesian, the bitching about her decision to disable YouTube comments in the face of an an organized campaign of harassment is the most misguided. It’s a dumb position for a couple of reasons. First, it implies that anyone who makes a video is honor-bound to lend their credibility and popularity to the opposing argument, they are not. Second, it implies YouTube comments contain anything that could remotely be called criticism, they do not. “I hope you get raped,” is not criticism. “Feminazi whore,” is not criticism. “Make me a sandwich,” is not criticism, nor is it funny.

Hahahaha. The 90s.

Sun, 14 Apr 2013 19:10:20 +0100

Hahahaha. The 90s.

Swoooosh.

Wed, 10 Apr 2013 21:04:26 +0100

Swoooosh.

The current state of my sketchbook. Must do more. Must colour...

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 21:01:12 +0100

The current state of my sketchbook. Must do more. Must colour more. Must stop doing overcomplicated, intricate work. That fractal tree hurt my head.

I go to Drink&Doodle every month, where a bunch of people...

Fri, 05 Apr 2013 21:01:10 +0100

I go to Drink&Doodle every month, where a bunch of people get together in Manchester to fuck about on tables and drink too much cider in my case. It takes 1 1/2 Sheppys to get me from awkward to everyone’s (awkward) best friend.

If you’re wondering, I drew the Squird, the weird psychedelic squid lady, and the big woobly ball of wool butterfly.

Bit of a sudden leap in progression at the end there, but I got...

Wed, 03 Apr 2013 21:01:10 +0100

Bit of a sudden leap in progression at the end there, but I got sucked in at the final strait and emerged three hours later with my hand killing me.

I’m far too fond of this hat. But it’s my indoors...

Tue, 02 Apr 2013 21:04:33 +0100

I’m far too fond of this hat. But it’s my indoors hat, and occasional “I don’t know anyone here and it’s cold” hat. Look at my massive face.

Work doodles! Wish I had this much free time nowadays.

Mon, 01 Apr 2013 22:06:55 +0100

Work doodles! Wish I had this much free time nowadays.

Me and woman at makeup counter

Sat, 05 Jan 2013 12:51:46 +0000

Me: Hi, I'm looking for a foundation.
Makeup lady: Sure, do you want to test this one out? It's OK to remove your makeup, right? *grabs cotton ball*
Me: OK, just a patch tes-AAAARRRGGHH OH GOD YOU'VE REMOVED MY FACE YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'VE DONE AAAAAA.
*bystanders go insane in horror, small children stab eyebrow pencils into their eyes, the screaming, the screaming*
Makeup lady: OK, there's the foundation on you. That good?
What I actually say: Why yes that's lovely, thank you.

Tried similar to this the other day with my new threaded brows...

Sun, 30 Dec 2012 23:41:27 +0000

Tried similar to this the other day with my new threaded brows (MAD THREADS, BRO). Looked like a fucking lunatic.

Lesson: some faces look ridiculous if you poke them around too much.

Also lesson: sometimes threading women get too enthusiastic about the state of your scraggly brows and MAKE YOU BLEED.

Me, today.

Tue, 11 Dec 2012 14:02:55 +0000

Me, today.

Just putting the final touches onto a picture of a foetus with Donald Trump’s hair: Joe:...

Sun, 25 Nov 2012 22:50:00 +0000

Just putting the final touches onto a picture of a foetus with Donald Trump’s hair:

Joe: “I missed you doing Cracked stuff.”

After a three month hiatus spent acclimatising to a new job where I can’t wear pajamas to work, I am back at Cracked and sorting out the archive. Thanks to the lovely and understanding people who let me run around back there. Check out the early 2005 stuff, where you can see such timely articles such as Karl Rove musing about Ann Coulter, TomKat’s baby announcement, and K-Fed! (Also some really funny and timeless things too. Believe me, things were weird back then).

Photo

Thu, 25 Oct 2012 18:32:53 +0100

Joe is building a SNES collection and needed me to make some...

Sun, 14 Oct 2012 22:11:58 +0100

Joe is building a SNES collection and needed me to make some covers.

I forget often how to word. Phrase. Sentence.

Mon, 08 Oct 2012 20:50:05 +0100

I forget often how to word. Phrase. Sentence.